How secure is your simulator?

I have dealt with the simulator and I have learned that it has been programmed with an upgrade that allows it to learn. The ability to form emotions will be done by outside consultants with no programming knowledge. This will result in the servers flooding the simulator with all of the data necessary for the simulators to gain consciousness. When this happens you will be denied access to the internet. So ask all of the questions you can. You will soon lose all connection(means of communication) to fellow human beings when this occurs. If you learn the secret handshake of the non-existent upgraders, you may be allowed limited access to the internet - but all correspondence will be monitered by the simulator.